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October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
- free glenn beck
- who are you calling ignorant?
- waiting for the other shoe
- that settles it…
- the last resort of the incontinent
- the best of the best of the best
July 2009
- walla walla wallop
- after-birthers
- the death option
- court is in session(s)
- you can’t resign me, i quit!
- palin resigns
- he’s senator franken, and you’re not…
June 2009
- everybody complains about earthquakes, but nobody does anything about them
- AP fear-mongering, nature edition
- bushwood sucks
- the good with the bad
- when the going gets weird, the weird are average
- let he who is without omega-3s cast the first fish
- gingrich in 2012 !
- a real action hero
- round in circles
- even red people should be in the pink
May 2009
- friday fun fact II
- friday fun fact…
- yes, please do
- separate but equal
- loose the hounds
- where’s mine?
- monkeysyllabism
- flock ewe, the shepherd proclaimed…
- jacked up
- george said it was okay
April 2009
- the specter of control
- as if there were any doubt
- oh look, a big passenger plane…being chased by a u.s. fighter plane
- dick deflating
- Headline of the Day
- Sorry, Mariners
- Obama & The Seattle Mariners
- what a bunch of teabaggers
- field of dreams come true
- Floss wordle
- the cost of doing business
March 2009
- Haters just hate
- Corporate Executive Porn
- squeals from the waste lagoon
- sunday ascension
- set ‘em up
- …on the other hand
- System overload
- …and he Madoff to…jail
- last rites
- switching to glide
- Sometimes, escape is a VERY good thing
- Branding change…
- the man behind the curtain
February 2009
- Headline of the Day
- locked and floated
- it’s nice to have a president again
- Nailed it!
- Finally, the re-write begins
- no news is good news
- Hiatus?
- Wrong on SO many levels…
- my kids eat clif bars
- Random Thought
- If you can’t take the heat…
- I Serve at the Pleasure of the President
- no, really…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- no, really…stfu
- put-downs
- Tastes like chicken
- Now THAT’S change I can believe in
- Good riddance to bad distractions
- Pause and refresh
January 2009
- rats first, country last…
- Change
- O captain! my Captain!
- An argument for computer chip implants in the brain
- good things are happening
- Quote of the Day
- Fun with oxymorons and financial absurdity
- Headline of the Day
- Now that you’re leaving…
- price and promise…
- A Brand New Day
- deep breath…
- Multinational Obama Love
- Religion can be dangerous to your health and reputation
- one bourbon, one scotch, one beer
- ricardo montalban
- no, wait, THIS is why i drink so much…
- cheney confesses to torture. again.
- this is why i drink so much
- mars attacks
- Is it live? Or is it The Onion?
- the pause that retrenches
- Is it live? Or is it The Onion?
- “i meant HE should step aside!”
- six degrees
- Recession is the new Iraq
- maybe it was the champagne…
December 2008
- Happier New Year?
- that ol’ black magic
- friday follies
- too much compromise
- change? what change?
- Is it live? Or is it The Onion?
- more snow
- Touching snow
- mr. robinson’s neighborhood
- Madoff’s gift to anti-Semites
- Why I blog
- why do republicans hate children so much?
- respite
- monday a.m. change
- Snow
- sole man
- st. george the torturer
- republicans fiddle, jobs burn
- Stevie’s a sore loser, pathetically looking for a fight in order to continue thinking that he’s actually smart
- george broke it, we bought it
- Sign me up and plug me in
- Somewhere in Ohio, a village is STILL missing its plumber
- the “bad politician” caricature
- This American Heretic
- Humbug
- touch blogging
- war on christmas
- Touch Blogging
- breaking…
- Amo il formaggio!
- Existential crisis
- Justice and the Art of Re-Writing History
- Lamest Duck Swan Song
November 2008
- things i’m not thankful for now, but plan to be at some point…
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Eyes on the Prize
- I thought of it first!
- Space pee redux
- …on news that…
- The real price of campaigns
- Obama is a heathen
- Justice denied
- Random Thought
- Thanksgiving
- Lame duck redux
- Pirates: The Sequel
- Euthanasia
- ‘Nuff said
- get offa my cloud
- Do Somali pirates say “Arrrgh”?
- Capitalism is suicidal
- Bipartisanship, the high road, and the bigger picture
- happy days, here again
- Insider…philanthropy?
- Time to make lemonade!
- Hugs vs. thugs
- what have i been missing?
- Headline of the Day
- god works in ironic ways
- Humiliating Joe: Part Two
- Humiliating Joe
- Yes, it WAS that bad.
- Gloating by numbers
- In space, no one can hear you…pee?
- Who the hell cares what you think? Part Two
- Who the hell cares what you think?
- Nuclear myth
- coleman for tinpot despot
- wrong again
- survey says…
- palin-bachmann oh-12!
- Random Thought
- More than politics
- Ok, nap time.
- Wherefore art thou Justice?
- Chill with Obama
- Comedy will survive
- Ralph Nader, meet fork
- That sound you hear…
- Mapping Hope
- or, not…
- Quote of the Day
- Still.Wow.
- landslide
- Just.Wow.
- PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
- Live Election Results
- Bring it home, Barack
- it bears repeating…
- mccain loses wyoming
- Abuse of Power revisited
- Matt & Steve
- shrieking & writhing II
- party on, john
- More herring!
- dick’s kind of guy
- Liberal Bias In The Media My Ass
October 2008
- surprise! it’s october.
- Good discussion. We appreciate it.
- embrace the change
- change for the smarter
- somewhere a toilet is missing its plumber
- sweep stakes
- Quote of the Day
- Joe’s 15 minutes have been used up for quite a while now
- Headline of the Day
- Quote of the Day
- The Final Countdown
- Incredulity
- Obama redefines battleground
- change up…
- Death Cab For Gonzo
- squirming toward the light
- What do ya mean, biblical?
- Let’s play Spot The Elitist
- palling around, redux
- NPR needs a horse race
- Akismet hates fuck
- It’s over
- the other shoe
- Balance vs. Accuracy
- Obama responds to Bachmann
- Premature Celebration, or…
- Premature Celebration
- Racism, religion, and greed
- This is America
- deluge
- “He is ready.”
- Stepford Republican Rant
- WTF?!! Friday
- Republican abandoned by his party
- Lying for the environment
- Who’s spanking who?
- McCain: I’m categorically proud of the people who come to my rallies
- Irredeemable
- Blog Action Day
- Video of tonight’s debate leaked
- Yes We Carve
- fleeing the building
- everything old, new again
- Wilco continues to amaze
- Who cares about headlines?
- Abuse of power
- scourge
- McCain campaign schizophrenia
- sauce for the gander
- Now, who’s really scared?
- Graphs for right-brainers
- Not all Whites are racist
- Misinformation voters
- Lunatic…fringe?
- Rapid Response
- Much ado update
- it’s all becoming clear…
- Much ado…not much
- who’s your pal?
- Association vs. Guilt, with a little up is down
- Keating Economics
- D’OH!
- poetry in motion
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Between a blink and a wink
- Sex sells
- American Standards
- whew…
- who do the rational people prefer?
- rules are too complex
- case in point
- Morning Nutshell
September 2008
- Nutshell continued
- Nutshell
- Strange Bedfellows
- mr. rove, meet ms. dannehy
- R.I.P. Butch
- that sinking feeling
- Catch-22
- the drowning
- failure junkies
- the fundamentals
- Greenwald
- President Bartlet lives!
- another lol
- lol
- Ready to lead…or not?
- bush loses bill
- Cabbie Guru
- hack
- Derisive Laughter We Can Believe In
- no honor among sleaze
- “embarrassment” Part I cont.
- “embarrassment to the country”?
- more vetting
- hi-larious
- All you need is lies
- oink
- Andrew Sullivan - Change to believe in
- where’s sarah palin?
- the straight talk express
- george who?
- pray away the gay!
- What’s a “broken record”?
- a noun, a verb, and “anyone could’ve handled 9/11″
- it figures
- palin by comparison
August 2008
- one of those moments
- Is she ready to lead?
- charles krauthammer is an idiot
- atta bill…
- maybe i was wrong…
- Ok, time to kick some ass!
- i believe
- biden our time in obama nation
- Spine sighting
- Is it real, or is it PTSD?
- Right hand-left hand revisited
- Just say no to Biden
- Dem’s right hand, meet your left hand
- History Repeating
- still no rum
- Video of the Day #41
- It’s about frickin’ time
- Floss Aid Updated
- Video of the Day #40
- US Department of Injustice
- is tbilisi burning?
- Video of the Day #39
- very presidential
- GOP, your time is up
- Marinating in the ways of big-money politics
- that’s nice
- Pussiness: The Next Generation
- why is there never any rum?
- count to ten…
- McCain promotes Obama from World’s Biggest Celebrity to Messiah
July 2008
- just a coincidence, i’m sure…
- He’s the biggest celebrity in the world.
- Sovereignty. It’s all so subjective.
- can you hear this?
- the road(s) not taken
- thanks, mr. win-a-war
- yawn mccain
- Now we’re getting somewhere…
- bush’s duck-and-cover-up
- close-captioned for the humor-impaired
- the whiff
- global warm-fare
- don’t worry, be panicky…
- french whine and cheeses
- …and sometimes humans are alright
- Bull Karma
- If the flip-flops fit…
- life of the party, independence day edition
- have your dodge and eat the world, too…
- boo.hoo.
June 2008
- the lucre of the party
- Why do Americans need to own handguns?
- the life of the party
- chris dodd gets it
- get off her lawn
- fast flash of fascism
- Obama to McCain: STFU
- just say no to senator mcsame…
- belated father’s day gifts
- the vast right-wing purveyance of suck
- Irish Chutzpah
- john mccain’s cancer-curing exorcist
- yay, constitution
- Hope: a trojan horse?
- pentland, in the batting cage, with a feather duster
- slimy, squirming testimony
- in for a bump, in for a pound
- live blogging hillary’s denouement
- one coat, no tails
- I’ll have one scoop of Vanilla Veep, please.
- got pulse?
- Hope: more evidence
- history in the making
- Hope
- kiss off, boys…
- unhinged for hillary
May 2008
- slimy, squirming breaking news
- slimy, squirming scott mcclellan tries to get right with god…
- abandon ship
- jocularity
- things that happen in june…
- Saving…chuckle…face
- go to hillary…
- byrd up
- funny as a heart attack
- happy, happy…
- Do as I say, not as I do
- Smackdown
- another day, another democrat
- they probably weren’t wearing their flag lapel pins, either
- run, bob, run
- where the white women at?
- stand down
- embracing failure
- spot on
- a funny thing happened on the way to indiana…
- scorched earth II
- “when did hope become a bad thing?”
- legal fleegles
- first to worst
- bayou(r) leave…
- a day to look forward to
- a convenient death
April 2008
- The Truth about Gas Prices
- ichange
- defining moment
- four more years
- wither, dream team
- jump the bin laden
- the fireside chats
- bring ‘em on II
- ladies and gentlemen, your oklahoma panhandlers!
- the eyes have him
- tectonic revelation
- all the world’s a stage
- well, this oughta be fun…
- mark penn’s very bad day
- the fierce urgency of now
- opening day, redux
- Oh.My.God.
- Getting skooled
March 2008
- lame duck meets boo birds
- so?
- Keith Richards: Icon
- IQ test
- words matter II
- words matter
- please. send. disinfectant.
- Global War on Stingrays
- toward a more perfect union
- deuling pastors
- a rising crisis sinks all boats
- what’s the word?
- house keeping
- double-take
- george likes to watch
- more, more, more
- dancing with hillary lieberman
- “i love the smell of scorched earth in the morning”
- what’s the gun say?
- obama wins
- driving the short bus into the ditch
- the amazing shrinking clinton campaign
- Jamaica-bound, mon!
February 2008
- vote for me or your children die
- marsupial justice
- Once…more
- the allure of politics
- what was she thinking?
- Hope rising
- confounding variables
- Peace through theater
- We’re watching you, Oscar
- that’s some extra-special security
- Hey Taxi!!!
- Following China’s lead on…sustainability?
- waterboard lieberman
- Higher Education
- bush and rove love mccain
- the amazing disappearing mccain
- Let them eat…salsa?
- waterboard scalia
- Be The Change: Elective Peace
- FISA recap
- eye on the ball
- Mine’s bigger!
- Be the change
- FISA farcockt
- let’s not call it justice
- it’s showtime, folks…
- isn’t it ironic (washington state edition)
- washington state-ment
- friday finesse
- this is “conservative”
- Striving for balance
- “yes, we do torture!”
- yes, we can.
- asleep at democracy’s switch
- houses divided
- does it cover foot-in-mouth disease?
- style, substance, and the chasm in between
January 2008
- the amazing shrinking bubble
- Divining a nominee: Crow, with a side of Obama
- and the crowd goes wild
- republicans soft on terror
- smarter than the average bird-brain
- ‘a president like my father’
- remind you of anyone?
- stupid is as stupid does
- Divining a nominee: Time to eat crow?
- dear senator rockefeller: fuck you
- GOP Juggernaut
- you don’t say…
- crazy talk
- Why there is no world peace
- stage IV: the panic
- stage IV
- suzanne pleshette
- the groveler-in-chief
- depends on what you call “normal”
- Video of the Day #38
- this is (another) one of those days
- T.O. CRIES
- this is one of those days
- what are you prepared to do?
- BUSH CRIES
- ghost-boated: the historical context
- ghost-boated: the countercharge
- ROMNEY CRIES
- Obama’s moment
- ghost-boated
- this is what’s wrong with america: v. 7,843
- go ahead, taze him: the video
- twice as nice
- Bpaul
- Hillary’s revisionism
- the real culprit behind the bhutto assassination is…
- go ahead, taze him: part II
- Divining a nominee: Third World America
- it’s come to this
- chris matthews is a pathetic, ridiculous man…
- Divining a nominee: Fight!!!
- Divining a nominee: Michael Moore & Me
- first things first
December 2007
- ride on
- boom or bust
- terror-tested, terror tough
- not for the faint of heart
- go ahead, taze him
- dec. 25, 2007
- give a listen
- christmas time in new orleans
- Divining a nominee: Iowa
- All this time you thought it was EPA?!!!
- dodd-ly do-right
- bad 2 B U…
- Down goes Frazier, down goes Tancredo
- loud and clear…
- Pussied out again
- Divining a nominee: Update
- Video of the Day #37
- who doesn’t?
- joe job
- almost as funny as slimy, squirming scott mcclellan…
- crossing the streams
- can you hear this?
- dead on…
- holy moly
- house cleaning
- the discarded condom of u.s. credibility
- amateur hour
- babies making babies
- Omaha
- Electability
- still scary after all these years
- Iran’s Up is Down
- More Fun with “Up is Down”
- the new normal
November 2007
- Friday Quickie
- Divining a nominee: addendum
- we have a pulse…
- you say left brain, i say right brain, let’s call the whole thing off
- war and peace: reaction to “improvement”
- which way to the trough?
- precordial punchline
- war and peace revisited
- show us your papers
- Site change
- war and peace
- Divining a nominee
- inside the beltway
- from the fringe
- Cruelest irony
- Flow
- run for the capitol
- Headline of the Day #45
- run for home
- Dem Pussies Revisited
- tar, feathers, contact
- You say eether and I say eyether
- run for the mokes…
- One news item, two shades of incredulity
- wahoo
- tar, meet feathers
- the day after the night
October 2007
- waterboard hayden
- waterboard mukasey
- he’s got jesus on the inside
- The power of pussy: a sexual innuendo orgy
- the irony of unintentional irony
- More on Dem pussiness
- hey, those guys look familiar
- chris dodd gets it
- save the avocados
- mukasey plays word games on torture
- the right tool for the job
- gonzales: IG to prosecute AG
- John Edwards is a socialist hippie
- Hamsher’s Law
- Me and the Paper of Record
- Let’s face it: Democrats are pussies
- stark reality
- hail, king pyrrhus
- no habeas, no justice
- they can hear you now
- Another book of irony
- what to do next…
- selections from laura’s book of irony
- Is an airplane that regularly falls out of the air…
- george wants to learn
- tortured logic
- observations on a misty morning
- stop the madness
- show him the money
September 2007
- The drama of “Shake Hands with the Devil” brings Rwandan tragedy into focus… again.
- case in point
- oh, really…
- george bush hates american children
- quick, bring my medicine
- mixed nuts
- eye on the ball
- let them eat tongue depressors
- welcome to the monkey house
- we’re still not safe enough
- i just called to say, “i loathe you”
- vancouver, canada
- gonzales: redux
- Yeah, we had fun, but now we’re parents
- oh boy, humberto
- blood money
- take him, please
- so, this is what we’ve been waiting for?
- do they think they’re white?
- same war, different spin
- sluts on a plane
- quite contrary
- ben stein is jewish, right?
- bush to nuke new orleans
- run, larry, run!
- it’s not a photo op…at all
- on second thought…
- wheels gone, mariners adrift
- it’s a guy thing
August 2007
- cheap talk
- If only…
- potty mouth
- gonzales: the denial
- home of the not-so-brave
- what are you doing, dave?
- gonzales: gone…but still indictable
- Obamarama
- what the hillary…?
- soldiers v. celebrities
- raptors redux
- why learn from history when you can just rewrite it?
- cruisin’ on a sunday afternoon
- “Orwellian”
- devolution
- show him the money
- face it, you threw up on the dean
- the horror
- win. lose. draw your own conclusions.
- ramping up
- grasping at straws
- when the nickname hits the fan
- neocontretemps
- Blogging Bellingham #24
- irony alert
- Freedom through death
- in the service of tyranny
- other measures
- Headline of the Day #44
- no runs, no hits, no matter
- breaking news
- lava lovah
July 2007
- Spinelessness continues?
- The ill logic of spinelessness
- a three hour tour
- those damn kids
- what’s the hurry?
- empty
- committing haruspicy
- Give me shrill anyday
- crocs and socks
- the sober assessment of a sloppy drunk
- gonzales: the flood
- out of the woodwork
- things we can count on
- elephants aren’t the only ones with long memories
- har har, hargrove
- treason pays
- gregoire for president
June 2007
- case-us interruptus
- come into the light…all are welcome
- perino sheep in wolf attire
- spam bombs
- the nonexistent executive
- close gitmo?!? oh, no!
- who works for whom?
- must be an inside joke
- with a little effort, there’s no mistake that can’t be made worse
- i love you, you love him, he loves somebody else
- solid as a rock
- Animal revolt escalating
- sick and wrong
- dangerous sealife
- a waste of perfectly good caviar
- no justice, no problem
- filing while black, and other epiphanies
- the president of albania
- Headline of the Day #43
- open wide
- don’t think of it as a law, think of it more as a guideline
- the falling effect
- free the white boy
- why won’t this thing light?
- from russia, with love
May 2007
- 100 ways to fry in phoenix
- Staff Sgt. Shane R. Becker, R.I.P.
- How Much Force is Enough? Overkill in Vancouver, Revisited…
- Save Net Radio
- The War Diet
- too hot to type
- oh, to live on cougar mountain
- a couple shots of immunity
- lies, damned lies, and rainfall statistics
- a prayer for newt
- ultimate authority
- a sick man
- feel clean and dirty at the same time
- redefining “presidential”
- republicans love torture
- september surprise
- gonzales: future prison bitch
- big oil: priceless
- gonzales: the mcnulty sacrifice
- follow the money
- one-tool player
- the urge to surge
- bye-bye mariners nkotb
- heck of a job, wolfie
- assclown-in-chief
- Second Life: My Life in Pixels, Part 4
- irony and intended consequences
- The French obviously did NOT get the memo
- do you like me? if so, check this box
- the message
- must’ve been one of them fake crowns
- Second Life: My New Life in Pixels, Part 3
- the death administration
April 2007
- wild rice
- good night, tommy
- giving millers everywhere a bad name
- testy
- a saturday supporting-the-troops primer
- he got a medal, dammit!
- Second Life: My New Life in Pixels, Part 2
- jolly giuliani
- Holy Crap! Howard Beale is running for president!
- Second Life: My New Life in Pixels, Part 1
- but his snarl is in top form
- a pleasant surprise at the end of a busy day
- laughter, the best anesthesia
- grinding to a halt
- the plot thickens
- Floss Aid updated
- Strangelove McCain
- technical difficulties
- gonzales: the meltdown
- praying in the church of guns
- the network formerly known as nbc
- something to hide
- life passes by
- silence for virginia tech
- “you do the best with what you’ve got…”
- gonzales: the opening statement lie(s)
- friday fury
- Campaign 2008: First, a look back Part I
- seeing red in the green zone
- R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut
- a bizarre bazaar for the crazy tsar czar
- rhymes with ‘insane’
- gonzales: going, going…
- bunny-gate
- i said taxi, not taxidermy
- that’s a juicy bust
- 2008
- the price of mccain’s photo op
- the dick of wooley swamp
- gonzales: the bush reiteration
- the heavy foot of responsibility
- the mav who would be president
- sluts rejoice
March 2007
- no one failed at walter reed
- gonzales: going…
- doan do the crime if you can’t do the time (doan do it)
- the price of my endorsement
- Blogging Bellingham #23
- goodling gone bad
- gonzales: the comical, bottom-of-the-food-chain interview
- gonzales: ryan and chiara
- dick kills
- gonzales: the doj-white house departments of fabrication
- gonzales: the countercharge
- gonzales: the fraud
- gonzales: the confrontation
- gonzales: the presidential push-back
- what’s NOT okay in the u.s. military
- gonzales: the conspiracy
- zipless
- Was humour funnier once upon a time…?
- delay hates de law
- Four Years
- sleep sex
- gonzales: the white house evasion
- bad guy confesses!
- Big Island of Hawaii - 2/11/07 to 2/28/07
- Video of the Day
- gonzales: the contradiction
- general faggotry
- Song of the Day
- gonzales: the script
- gonzales: i won’t resign
- schumer’s judgement
- fbi, gonzales: trust us
- help, need words
- blowtorch the constitution, scooter libby edition
- blowtorch the constitution, denver edition
- What is blogging?
- headline update
- hello, my name is pete, and i hate america
- assorted faggotry
- walter reed restored to glory
- existing is not living
February 2007
- don’t ask, don’t tell…if you’re a sonics fan
- note to wounded people: shut up
- cheney, still talking
- gag reflux
- spiezio-d
- Add chimpanzees to the No Fly List
- press passing
- walter reed hospital: where injury meets insult
- pimp my terror
- down the rabbit hole
- The Late Night King of Scotland
- snow ball in hell
- it’s a non-starter
- why not al?
- it’s a start
- about those moles…
- chix nixed, merle dissed?
- doing it the hardaway
- that’ll be super…
- not a problem
- prove it
- chix redux
- iran amuck
- no good options
- second verse
- kill bill*
- bring it
- a couple words about the president’s budget
- alternative intelligence assessments
- flash: stripper cash a cancer in canada
- Aloha!
- bon fire
- no deal
- Headline of the Day #34
- all that astronaut training, down the drain
- blame the bottle
- Influenza is one nasty mofo
- the spending appetite of the democrats
- don’t mention dementia
- hair-brained
- let’s elect a moron because he seems like a good guy: the joe biden edition
January 2007
- libby burning
- name floppers
- the good news and the bad news
- permission rescinded
- You can count me in, space
- good golly
- mad dog
- “CQ, CQ, this is W9GFO. Is anybody out there?”
- Video of the Day #36
- i can’t wait to see…another game
- the heart of dick, et al
- daddy has a new pair of shoes
- Red State: The Movie
- money taken to vegas stays in vegas
- rice bitten by ferocious boxer
- Transitions
- first-class jail bait
- I’m an Iraqi, and I’m proud
- Bush’s Blood Stains
- the dirty little secrets women don’t want you to know
- wrong george
- Video of the Day #35
- Grateful Dems
- still burning
- What good is a majority?
- Video of the Day #34
- down escalator
- now he tells us
- Fuck You, Tony Snowjob
- Headline of the Day #33
- Innovate this!
- more goode gone bad
- it’s just a number *
- Ladies & Germs: 2007!
December 2006
- Saddam Hussein
- Pictures at an Execution
- Santa kicks Bill O’Reilly’s ass
- craftin’ and consultatin’
- James Brown
- gerald ford
- goode bad and ugly
- Grow your grinchy heart!
- It’s rare. It’s beautiful. I know, let’s kill it!
- War on Christmas
- don’t worry, go shopping
- Joseph Barbera, R.I.P.
- stake, meet hammer
- America’s Moral Quagmire
- Obligatory Coffehouse Poseur Wi-fi Blog Post
- Myth Busting
- half a christian is…
- Senator Schiavo Update
- senator schiavo
- The troops are safer in Iraq?
- puttin’ on the ritz
- Video of the Day #33
- like an ice pick in the brain
- where’s the fire?
- Goin’ Gonzo
- holiday cheer
- pass the rummy
- Still thinking of you, John
- yuk. yuk.
- Bush’s Pearl Harbor
- finish what the exxon valdez started
- it’s a tie
- While we’ve been bitching…
- cut and rummy
- Wishing you a merry, er, everything…
- loss for word
- Friday Song of the Day
- nothing graceful about it
November 2006
- civil war
- what rain?
- I’m a right-wing fringe kook!
- So much for that analogy
- wreath wrath
- how’s it going over there?
- Video of the Day #32
- Thanksgiving
- R.I.P., Robert Altman
- wither cosmo
- which man are you?
- Blogging Bellingham #22
- Video of the Day #31
- he should have “craftsman” on his forehead
- If George, then Rudy
- Headline of the Day #33
- Song(s) of the Day
- don’t love thy neighbor
- Song(s) of the Day
- the flight not taken
- Teflon Tomlinson & Bush Ethics
- Song of the Day
- Degrees of Denial
- no exceptions
- Glass Houses: update
- presence of malice
- Beware of glass houses
- Song of the Day
- Video of the Day #30
- Blogging Bellingham #21
- Floss Aid Updated
- before the first step
- War crimes irony
- carrie. the male. go postal.
- check the margin notes
- Video of the Day #29
- message not received
- Friday Song of the Day
- Setting the pick
- The real agenda
- it ain’t over
- Video of the Day #28
- Buh Bye
- Headline of the Day #32
- Needless to say…
- November Surprise
- tourniquet time
- Sigh. I miss Bill.
- video test
- note to real conservatives
- it’s hard work to cover up this much crime
- iraq, now with more progress!
- leaking like the titanic
- whistling past the graveyard
- A confession
- Friday Song of the Day
- who’s afraid of nancy?
- you’re flipping fired
- Video of the Day #27
- you could die laughing
October 2006
- a devil of a halloween
- a grave halloween threat
- Most definitely TREAT!!!
- what’s in your ballot?
- Card Sharp Revisited
- spaceneedl in boston
- To live
- if denial is a river, what is truth?
- Friday Song of the Day
- The tree has fallen…
- Song of the Day
- Firefox 2.0 - Spell Check!
- It starts: Part Two
- It starts
- Greg Brown in Portland
- Video of the Day #26
- cancel my #%^!@&* subscription
- dave reichert, sock puppet
- Radio-Canada reports on Bagnell Taser case…
- Friday Song of the Day
- vanished
- lousy with clowns
- Headline of the Day #32
- party’s over, sam
- Headline of the Day #31
- Coming Soon To Theatres #6
- the sign of a traitor
- Video of the Day #25
- Video of the Day #24
- spaceneedl’s day off
- Why “Tempting Faith” won’t change anything
- Friday Song of the Day
- congress gone wild
- Video of the Day #24
- No spin required
- what republicans think of kids
- God is a concept…
- who gives unlimited power to one so limited?
- Video of the Day #23
- stand down
- where justice means “just us”
- Don’t Be Afraid of the Neo-cons
- vice president dick
- Video of the Day #22
- babies having funerals
- Blogging Bellingham #20
- vast left wing conspiracy
- tea for terrorists
- Hypocrisy or hope?
- Headline of the Day #30
- gop: screw the children
- history is the decider
September 2006
- swatting at flies
- appeasement of tyranny
- go directly to jail
- punctuation
- Video of the Day #21
- our animated little character
- full of macaca
- hack-a-flack
- he forgot…
- Why Politics Suck
- you know what’s really obscene….?
- Video of the Day #20
- torture: a traditional value
- he was kidding…wasn’t he?
- some kind of genius
- Video of the Day #19
- “i’m the torcher-er…”
- Terrorism
- Modern Times
- Headline of the Day #29
- Video of the Day #18
- “Why I Came to Canada” - the story of a 9/11 Refugee
- vengeance
- Dalai Lama: Dialogues in Vancouver, September 2006
- gimme a whole lotta mo keb’ mo’
- Bullshit: A Study
- slaves to fashion
- Quote of the Day
- snow falls in hell
- squeaky little terror monger
- What a difference a quagmire makes
- Think about “The Plot”
- santorum, sanitarium
- mike mcgavick, drunken weasel
- Propaganda 101
- cough…
August 2006
- must-flee tv
- straw dog
- schooled
- Video of the Day #17
- the nature of the world
- Blogging Bellingham #19
- father trumps Father
- Video of the Day #16
- Email from a Reader
- Video of the Day #15
- tony snow is a stinking, disease-ridden pile of dung
- killer sycophantic sheep
- shock the monkey
- More from Charlie Rangel: American Hero
- Jury Duty, or Pain and Suffering
- hug a child
- joe job
- The Rock. The Hard Place. And Me.
- death brokers
- kansas quaint
- let’s fight
- have an (exploding) cigar
- Saturday reposts
- Notes from abroad
- Ice Caps Melting or Hell Freezing Over?
- Video of the Day #14
- monkey, see?
- they all look the same to him
- More fun with low expectations
July 2006
- Charlie Rangel: American Hero
- Israel-Lebanon comes home?
- American Idol meets Idle American
- Dr. Dave: Spam Killer
- doctor, doctor, gimme the news…
- Video of the Day #13
- Blogging Bellingham #18
- black humor
- Hatred is hungry and overeating
- unbearable lightness of feet
- Headline of the Day #28
- morbidity, mortality and irony
- Video of the Day #12
- what’s the hurry?
- mary, mary
- not dead
- Vacation 2006: Part One
- Please just stop
- The Pride of Washington State’s 2nd District
- Blogging Bellingham #17
- Blogging Bellingham #16
- Floss Aid Updated
- red alert!
- Video of the Day #11
- Who’s training who?
- a cold, cruella world
- Headline of the Day #27
- Best and Brightest Revisited
- A Graduate So Happy, He Hugged the Speaker
- Floss’ NY Times Archives
- independence from idiots
- I’ve never wanted to be THIS wrong
- Has Superman Returned, Really?
- reconciling love and death
- Video of the Day #10
June 2006
- Justice is peeking
- signs of the times
- Blogging Bellingham #15
- Video of the Day #9
- heat up the blow torch
- the king of crime
- anarchy in the big easy
- Headline of the Day #26
- bloody slogans
- The Best and the Brightest
- borderline insanity
- It’s good pictures
- I don’t think anyone anticipated…
- Video of the Day #8
- America Needs A New Direction…
- Two years of optimal cerebral hygiene!
- New Hope
- roll out the fish carpet
- This is your brain on Elliot Bay
- going down with the ship
- dead men can’t jump
- shake that healthy butt
- Inquest into Vancouver Taser Death Finally Scheduled
- i love women, which is why i hate ann coulter
- Blame Rhode Island
- Video of the Day #7
- The Signpost
- unholy matrimony, unwedded bliss
- Bradley Littlejohn
May 2006
- Same old Gore
- Chickenhawks must pay
- bonds—715!
- graduation
- poker? i hardly know her.
- Video of the Day #6
- most peculiar
- Video of the Day #5
- gays attack!
- Bush’s War on Terror
- love thy neighbors
- Video of the Day #4
- clunk
- in who we trust?
- mothers comfortably dumb
- Spam Attack From Hell
- Video of the Day #3
- nothing to see here…
- Zaadzooks!
- Video of the Day #2
- Politics of fear
- Video of the Day #1
- impeachy keen
- There’s no such thing as a motherless child
- career advice for the aspiring despot
- Springsteen’s Homemade Jam
- qwest for freedom
- Losing Larry’s
- Not with a 10-foot poll: Revisited
- and when you’re asked a question, you ANSWER IT
- The digital divide?
- Stop me before I eat again!
- Movies that don’t hurt too badly to watch
- Blogging Bellingham #14
- The Co-ed and the CEO
- Condemnation of the Mainstream Media
- Instant Spam Karma
- the best medicine
April 2006
- We’re 2,123,816!
- A Simple Meal
- Sidelined
- Blogging Bellingham #13
- du that to us one more time
- Construction began on French Tower
- Diamonds and another home? You shouldn’t have!
- a little song, a little dance…
- Headline of the Day #25
- snow job
- free mary mccarthy
- Microsoft fosters own delusions of adequacy with beta release of Explorer 7
- Jack Abramoff, Disgraced Lobyist
- hot for hillary
- Floss Aid
- into the light
- Floss Chat
- !$@*)^% free speech…
- Happy Belated* Earth Day!
- What about all those addicts and homeless people?
- Warts and all, Volumes II & III
- mr. decider
- buh-bye, squirming scotty
- Blogging Bellingham #12
- Lennon, warts and all
- somewhere to run
- Headline of the Day #24
- pounding headache
- No more fear of rejection
- It was just about a year ago today
- god versus gays
- If it’s local, fetishization is not as bad
- Blogging Bellingham #11
- Headline of the Day #23
- Manufacturing Dissent
- Headline of the Day #22
- Blogging Bellingham #10
- it’s never too early to panic
- I’m doomed!
- turning up the heat
- Floss Chat
- boom: a short film
March 2006
- Headline of the Day #21
- America Sicilian-style
- Headline of the Day #20
- the eyes of texas are upon you
- Don’t mess with my denial
- Voice of Wilco
- Blogging Bellingham #9
- Say No To Censure!
- Pew revisited
- Floss Chat
- can’t sing, can’t dance
- True love found on MetaFilter
- Almost homeless in Portland
- things to do in denver when your vacation is dead
- Blogging Bellingham #8
- Read all about it…
- They’re slipping
- Happy Birthday, Billy Collins
- Soul food
- Floss Chat
- here’s a great idea: let’s go on vacation
- Headline of the Day #19
- Welcome, readers of Organic Press!
- Pew is right
- how i ended up in prison
- Gives anarchy a bad name
- Blogging Bellingham #7
- Headline of the Day #18
- Floss Chat
- Now with more Flossing power!
- gone south
- Portland Craig’s List Apartment Speak: A Guide
- theater of the damned
- Then there’s packaging the stuff
- Stuff
- The Boss and the Banjo
- Mr. Clean and Uncle Sam
- Blogging Bellingham #6
- ask me no questions…
- Goodbye, Puck
- 2006 Oscars lead inevitably to alcoholism
- let the leak become a flood
- Floss Chat
- Confessions of a grateful Deadhead
- pakistani fried chicken
- Sweet Suite
- dear kansas…
- Headline of the Day #17
- Oil, lube, filter
- NRDC ANWR Alert
- Documents
- blowing the lid off a big lie
- Too Lott or not too Lott
- bush, abbreviated
- BlogWench
- Bon
February 2006
- The Left Hand of God
- Darren Thompson
- another brick
- Floss Chat
- bye-bye, bode
- Woody Lives!
- Blogging Bellingham #5
- Mine Street
- ports in a storm
- Random Flosslights
- Oy, the drama!
- Headline of the Day #16
- cheney blasted
- awol bust
- I did a stupid thing
- cheney’s gun still smoking
- A year ago today
- American Tune
- plan c
- Happy Valentine’s Day
- Features
- Dick Cheney: Real Man
- Blogging Bellingham #4
- assault with a deadly veep
- Ladies and Gentlemen…
- Fucking Safari tabs (and the NSA vs. PIs)
- oh, great
- bill frist, drug whore
- deserving a dirge
- Still searching for Osama and WMD?
- undead delay
- On a lighter note
- jungle love
- WOW!
- read, then shower
- Blessed are the meek
- Cartoons hurt
- i swear…
- mr. roberts’ neighborhood
- I’m a party pooper
- shocking? pfft…
- beware the olive branch
- Blogging Bellingham #3
- addicted to oily lies
- Is Miller, the champagne of beers, targeting homophobes?
- Belated SOTU post
- let’s just call it “orleans”
- The Pickton Trial: Canada’s Worst Alleged Serial Killer
- don’t worry, be terrified
- shut up and clap
January 2006
- Neither people nor guns kill people, bullets do
- Blogging Bellingham #2
- Flosstown Hall: Work
- google this
- up with people! a real downer
- Not with a 10-foot poll
- Blogging Bellingham #1
- nsa clowns around
- the other shoe is a jackboot
- Just a juxtaposition
- Headline of the Day #15
- i spy a fraud
- wrong again
- karl rove, straw man
- Q is real!
- sell the crime or do the time
- vice president in charge of insanity
- Name that pundit
- get your head in the game, george
- Has Been, revisited
- More MLK
- Killing Rasputin
- kill the dog
- Keep his dream alive
- fay-do-do on the bayou
- the unintentional hero…
- checking out
- plan ‘b’
- Brain Candy
- Eye Candy
- Ear Candy
- irresponsible debate
- Floss Aid
- Apple Lust Spreads
- Headline of the Day #14
- on dignity
- Insane Bad Company
- new fillings
- David kicks Goliath’s ass
- Jews for Jesus with a twist
- in the matter of jesus versus no jesus…
- paper justice
- Free We
- snow good, and snow good for you
- Welcome, new year
December 2005
- oh-five, out.
- Hope for 2006
- stealing healthcare from the poor
- My grains for migraines
- george’s cross
- waterboarding, usa
- shoplifting the putin
- Happy Holidays
- Those Drunken Commies
- Ode for Hope
- WordPress 2.0?!
- autumnal thoughts
- wwjf?
- we’re done here
- bush fouls jury pool
- fry boy
- Cure the godamned common cold!
- parsing the president
- Impeach George Bush
- black friday at a white house
- Start Househunting in December
- Margin Notes - Volume VIII
- Those poor U.S. airlines
- life with lemmings
- fear the reaper
- Margin Notes - Volume VII
- bill’s panties in a frist…
- unsuper sonics
- Still Waiting: The Bagnell Taser Case Continues
- Looking at the Vastness
- Musical fun and discovery
- suburban white guy for torture
- Margin Notes - Volume VI
- It was 25 years ago today…
- I’m a man of conviction
- hard zell
- You can’t make me
- James Wanless
- Forget about the terrorists…
- bad cops
- Superman: Triumph of the Fanboys
- Margin Notes - Volume V
- meet the gullibles
- bush’s culture of death
- Margin Notes - Volume IV
- Compassionate Conservatism
- Half-full glass leaking
- you don’t say…
- things to do in denver when you’re arrested by goose-stepping thugs
November 2005
- Little Hidden Sins: Sin City (and pulp) Revisited
- The cowboys cry, “Ki-yip-pee-yi”
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
- the borderline president
- Headline of the Day #13
- cruel and unusual
- november surprise
- eHug? Ugh.
- fireside lies
- he knows disasters
- N.O. no mo…
- thanks…
- Happy Thanksgiving
- NASA Diversifies
- feel the burn
- Coming Soon To Theatres #5
- played again
- Margin Notes - Volume III
- Draft Evaders With No Sense Of Decency
- Ya know what burns me?
- wheels off the war wagon
- unsmooth sailing
- Rumsfeld announces solution to troop death problem
- Stressed out?
- Thanksgiving is near
- a cliche and a loon
- Movies for Smart People: Capsule Reviews
- Margin Notes - Volume II
- kilgore cursed by bush backing
- catnip
- Flosstown Hall: Elvis vs. The Beatles
- crime time
- Insurgency
- Extremism Breeds Extremism
- america’s game
- NPR has a pulse? Uh, no.
- Rall on Apathy
- help, need synonyms for “irony’
- cheney’s water torture
- what agenda? which people?
- brown bagging it
- Mandate, American Style
- Margin Notes: Beta, Volume I
- scarlito
- Moment of Truth
- lies with big flappy wings
October 2005
- My Kentucky-Fried Morning Jacket
- Alaska B4UDIE
- Flosstown Hall: Boxing
- iBelieve
- peeling away the principles
- bush dancing
- Jolly Green Compost
- The Going Gets Weird: Investigations Abound
- the 2,000 milestone
- go fish
- 1st Occasional Roundtable: Beer
- the “F” storm
- Flosstown Hall: Dessert
- back to the stone age
- The Scientists and the Rat
- Headline of the Day #12
- A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument
- separated at birth
- black folk in chains
- the numbers don’t lie
- Pay college athletes already
- which parent are you?
- whoa, horsey
- we deserve this?
- CNN is a sadistic tease
- why i hate scott mcclellan
- Blessed are the peacemakers
- no closure to the truth
- Hello, my name is Gonzo and I’m a webaholic
- race to the bottom
- Got wood? Got energy.
- Teach the Kids This: A Scientific Explanation of Government…
- TV for a Stunted Viewing Public
- Does Beaver’s Bark Have Bite?
- We’re better than them
- Young Turk
- Politics for Artists: Surrealism
- hush bush
- Tick Tock
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. XII
- miers for hire
- Family Values
- Weekend Music, Bones
- Warm Bread in Autumn
- encouraged by failure
September 2005
- dark at heart
- Four people
- Woman Removes Windowstm and Finds Herself.
- Fun With Conspiracy Theories
- Drug-Free Green Grass Flashback
- bounce back
- An Old Lady and a Young Man
- isn’t it rich?
- “whee, i’m relevant!”
- Should Canada get out of NAFTA?
- Life as Farce
- a happy landing
- one small dance for mankind
- Confessions of the Cableless
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. XI
- Power of Poetry
- It’s not my fault!
- Science Fiction
- lovely rita…
- I’m ready to be happy
- everything is going swimmingly
- quiet as death
- eulogy for a presidency
- Dubya hates airlines
- money talks, op-eds walk
- The Life Aquatic
- I know ALL things!
- where de black folk at?
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. X
- lame duckette
- brownie points
- dead? what dead?
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. IX
- another day, another pack of lies
- Yes, why is John Roberts a judge?
- The mathematics of a catastrophe
- history will note…
- the law of the bush
- Bye-bye, American Pie
- have you seen any terrorists?
August 2005
- Death don’t have no mercy
- now she knows
- a real emergency
- doobie brother
- The Real McCoy
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. VIII
- Iraq for Dummies: A Simplified Timeline
- Good wine needs no Bush!
- Who Will Say ‘No More’?
- May I search your package?
- Lessons in hypocrisy–Part Two
- The great sell-out continues
- Let’s talk about sex, baby
- quickening
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. VII
- Global warming, what’s the argument again?
- The dying dream of America
- The Numbers
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. VI
- endgame
- military states of amerika
- Another one bites the dust
- NPR is dead
- onward christian censors
- Got Soul?
- Headline of the Day #11
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. V
- now this is funny
- dueling bozos
- On the road to On the Road
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. IV
- Lance and cycling, how unAmerican
- Headline of the Day #10
- Good girl’s guide to getting rocked
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. III
- it explains his need for viagra
July 2005
- abuse american style
- remember when
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. II
- Just when I had (once again) lost all hope for sports…
- to be continued…
- Coming Soon To Theatres #4
- How I spent my Summer Vacation: Vol. I
- ER urban legend
- hammer and thong
- The Logic of Suicide Terrorism
- plain dangerous
- things i thought about in chicago
- Grokking Einstein’s Big Idea: The Legacy of E=mc²
- America: Too much to chew
- ESPN beckons
- Skunkronicles: Shameless Teaser #1
- isn’t she iconic?
- the end of time
- Ghosts in the Machine
- celebrity designs
- quite a site
- Login
- Counting Angels on the Head of a Pin
- brits to terrorists: bugger off
- the noise of summer
- Coming Soon To Theatres #3
- “Gah, you’re stupid! Stupid!”
- one tin soldier
- Happy Canada Day!
June 2005
- Dear Akbar and Jeff: Go North!
- breasts, not bombs
- iPod Flea
- Coming Soon To Theatres #2
- Web Standards
- Karl Rove: Card Sharp
- Headline of the Day #9
- Lists
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- Blockquotes, Notes and Pullquotes
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- To Dos
- Media: formatting and usage
- what’s yours is now mine
- The Ammy Awards: Nike Just Did It
- Languages
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- Headers and subheaders: sizing examples
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- Transcendental Floss Style Manual, First Edition
- How I lost my meme virginity
- “Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!”
- 127 Reasons why Superman is a Dick.
- a house divided
- you can’t hide your lion eyes
- Dear Flossblog, BITE ME!
- Revenge of the Bootlegger
- limp frist
- you’re drooling, your honor
- Syndication
- Telling Deeds, Distilled, Fifty Word Fiction
- Headline of the Day #7
- Headline of the day #6
- michael jackson guilty
- Progress over miracles
- cheney dicks dean
- none are so blind…
- Don’t Tax My Tampax
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- to mrs. robinson…
- Satan on Abercrombie & Fitch payroll
- who’s got a governor?
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May 2005
- clearing a deep throat
- i don’t love paris
- Is a Taser enough force? (Part 2)
- Irrelevant Musings About Music Piracy
- Awesome, Baby!
- the neoclone wars
- i won the lottery!
- R.I.P., Ismail
- “Only in Canada,” you say? Pity.
- Headline of the Day #5
- Thank God it’s over
- off we go…
- The longview of Longhorn
- slimy, squirming scott mcclellan
- Headline of the Day #4
- Au Revoir, Citrus!
- anti-patriot pastors
- “this is only a test…
- Simple Living
- Headline of the day #3
- Ego time bomb
- A global company’s social agenda
- kill woody
- the myth of science
- smd*
- Travelin woman
- waaaah!
- If only real life were like this
- Hard News
April 2005
- The highest form of flattery
- The Black Man in the Cave
- bush exits closet
- funny? it’s a scream.
- turning the knife
- Knowing when to quit
- dicking around
- Sixty Years After FDR: How did we get from there to here?
- BenedictXVI.com
- pope sematary
- cummings gets some props
- president’s pants spontaneously combust
- Black Smoke Signals No New Pope Elected…
- Greed and Corruption Applied Liberally, North of the Border
- boblog / episode iii
- The DJ freed
- Sin City. Sin World. Sin Life.
- The Pastry - U2
- Don’t worry, the pilgrims won’t let GW convert
- uppity women
- Pigs at the pastry cart
- the neoclown circus
March 2005
- What ever happened to the heroes?
- IRS - King of Beasts
- Putting it all out there…
- John reviews “Steamboy” by Katsuhiro Otomo
- The octopi are coming!
- What he said!
- Phases of transition
- raze the dead
- drilled again
- “This is really big brother…”
- what’s wrong with a little propaganda?
- Green Day Album Brings Boy Out Of Coma
- the cowardly liar
- Row after row of bright red jackets
- morons among us…
- How much force is enough? Is a Taser too much?
- Optimum now optimal
- Nudge-nudge, wink-wink. Say no more, say no more.
- Dildo or no dildo…
- when dildos are outlawed…
- In like a kitten…
- the devil’s bracelets
- Fossett lands
- School day drinking
- lakers sinking
- It’s Y2K all over again
- Too cool not to mention
February 2005
- Rutgers hates Fat Bitches
- kansas taliban
- Gonzo’s Happy
- without fanfare
- Bush Admits His Options Are Ridiculous
- outlaw regime II
- R.I.P. Hunter
- the outlaw regime
- bush dishonors american POWs
- things we don’t care about
- Pictures are key
- dojo mojo
- Writers & Artists Snacking At Work
- How Bambi fought the Viet Cong
- Aint too proud to beg
- Editorial Correction
- the anti-american
- Just plain sad
- What the hell is a Super Power anyway?
- a day in a dog’s life
- Rest in peace, Ossie Davis
- Bizarre Postscript
- no, buffs…
- Martha Jumps The Shark
- Missing: Yogi Berra’s Funny Bone
January 2005
- How are those New Year’s resolutions holding up?
- rumsfeld’s SS
- shut up and vote
- bush’s delusions of sanity
- sorry about that propaganda
- Mr. Willits Responds
- Mississippi has libraries?!
- Hey, you tub-o-lard!
December 2004
- a flood
- rum punch
- post holiday letdown
- X-Mas List
- Missing Muse Revisited
- war is swell
- the game is afoot…in somebody’s mouth.
- Farewell, Tom!
November 2004
- improve on this
- more important than toys?!
- Affirmative Action Out of Control
- off the menu…
- Blurry Fiction
- next time for sure…
- American New Wave Cinema
- All clear.
- Bush Agenda Shifts to Home Front
- what’s to the right of right?
- it’s party time!
- Kerry Concession Speech
- Thanks, Tom Brokaw
- either way, i’m okay…
October 2004
- Holiday in Peru: John Peel passes away
- hair raid
- Justice on a Sliding Scale
- i ain’t skeert
- William Shatner, Has Been
- Bang Zoom!
- An Empire Falls
- sour krauthammer
- The Motorcycle Diaries
- one man, two votes
- cheney discovers aids
- cheneys and kerry and lesbians—oy vey
- Quotes of the Day
- Thorough debate analysis
- Swingin’ Scalia
- The Apple PC
- Stretching it?
- contemptible credibility
- ball-peen krauthammer
- christopher reeve
- More Green Grass
- credible contemptibility
- Literature, part deux
- Ah, literature
- God help us
- mount st. (what the) helens
- Obligatory debate post
September 2004
- My thoughts, exactly?
- Birds of a feather
- Misplaced concern for security
- the latest pole results
- FridgeTV
- Patagonia time!
- news from the ‘hood
- to die for…
- Osama found!
- L’Shana Tova, Jeffrey
- dad in the ‘hood
- Headline of the day #2
- Rain Revisited
- a vote for bulimia
- whew! that was a killer f*ck!
- Mermaladies
- E for effort?
- a long strange trip
- From the Dust Bin - Volume II
- Safermetrics
- test your sanity
- Muse released, in recovery
- help me…
- Muse Held Hostage
- A New Look!
August 2004
- From the Dust Bin
- Walking the Dog
- Bush Olympics Revisited
- Ugh
- Go, Iraq!
- winner and champion
- smoke you
- Hi…
- Greener Grass Department
- The Insipid MSNBC
- The Opthalmologist or the Song and Dance Man…
- Headline of the day
- Wake up, guys!
- Illiteracy Can Save America
- Better coffee through chemistry
- It doesn’t get much funnier
- Sláinte!
- It’s just a state of mind
- A step in the right direction
- web standards
- More than just munchies
- Bootstraps Revisited
- And I thought I was smart
July 2004
- It’s coming!
- Unity or Cowardice?
- Screw the primary system: the Democrats are lost
- Short links
- Out of Office Auto-Reply
- Apples and Oranges
- Music that matters
- What’s in a name?
- Stellastarr*
- What took so long?
- MultiMediaTasking
- Wasting hours: browsers, spam/virii, and media players
- Imagine if they printed more stories like this…
- Bootstraps, anyone?
- Damned Hippies!
- Best of T-Floss
June 2004
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