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Tuesday 
16 November 2004
Affirmative Action Out of Control
Listen, I’m all for diversity, but I had no idea that sponges, dinosaurs, and mutant giant dogs were being discriminated against in America’s classrooms.
SpongeBob, Barney to Sing ‘We Are Family’
AP, 11/16/2004 2:57 PM
Look out kids. SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney and Clifford the Big Red Dog are joining forces to rerecord the disco tune “We Are Family” to promote diversity and tolerance in classrooms.
“This is an unprecedented event. For the first time characters from all of the important kids shows came together to appear in the same video,” said video producer Christopher Cerf.
I’m sorry, but this just freaks me out. They came together? How did they do that exactly? They must have met at Spongebob’s place, right, because he’s a sponge and he’d dry up and die if he were out of the water too long. But, this would mean that Barney and Clifford had to have worn scuba gear. Where’s Clifford going to get gear that big?
It just doesn’t make sense! But, then again, in the name of diversity, I suppose it doesn’t have to.
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The good news for us sane folks is these hellions of kid-culture will need to be in the same place at the same time to record this thing.
It’ll make annoyasaurus-cide really easy to execute, y’know?
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Barney is still an important kid’s show? Oh man…I just lost respect for kids. But SpongeBob is pretty cool so I guess that makes up for it.
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Damn you! I was picturing nasty things between the 3 of them to “come” together. I hate you.
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